Jason (IP . 215)

Jason lives next-door, and has an iMac, or whatever these things are called, running OS X. According to his FaceBook profile, he's quite proud of this fact. (See also: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Apple -- recommended reading)

Here is Jason when he is not at the apple.

When he is not on Facebook, Jason uses his stupendously expensive computer to shop on ebay. His latest search was for "mac tv stick" -- I wish him luck installing the b***rd thing on his OS X.

Along with all the other Apple products, his computer cries out for a masterful AirPort station on UDP port 512, wants to join a group at IP 224.0.0.251, and sends incessant MDNS requests.