The Antiquated Home Page

In the true style of the antiquated home page, we start by clogging up the internet and your temp folder with an overlarge image. Once the image is before you, you will have to guess where the links are. Unfortunately, choices had to be made here, so the utterly irrelevant list of changes to the site has to be at the bottom. It would have loaded first, but you wouldn't have noticed that.

Note that the only semi-legible serif-style font is part of the project.

With the demise of the AOL Homepages, it is getting harder to view really badly done websites. I have found that certain Google queries, such as for example intitle:"Untitled Document" homepage welcome yield some results, not all of them expected though.

Changelog

12 dec 1997 changed ; for , after Felix of the User Group told me it would be more grammatically correct.

1 july 1997 bought CD rom with "145.000 flashing GIFs for your web site" which I will soon be adding to all the pages at random locations.